Christmas 2015 marks the first time the Shenanigan children chose to purchase gifts for each other. A few years ago, I shared a couple of shopping adventure stories from my childhood, so this year the kids decided to embark on their own quest for a sibling gift. Nothing like a new tradition to create lasting family memories.
When I was a kid my four siblings and I exchanged
gifts by partnering up and pooling our money. Not only did this joint
effort increase our purchasing power, but it also doubled our
brainstorming efforts. The result was the ability to deliver an amazing
gift. The nearby K-Mart provided ample affordable items for our
shopping pleasure. This annual ritual kicked into high gear once we
requested that my mom drop all five of us at this popular bargain
paradise. After all what 6th grade girl doesn't dream of a gray faux
We frequently recount the year that Pat wanted
to purchase a panda bear stuffed animal for our youngest brother, Mick.
An employee climbed a ladder to inspect the price tag on the toy at
Pat's request. Pat's disappointment that he couldn't afford it was
short lived. A moment later an announcement bellowed over the
loudspeakers that all stuffed toys handing from the ceiling were now on
blue light special. Oh, the excitement. The employee returned to
release the panda from its ceiling perch. Of course while all of this
unfolded, one sibling was assigned the task of keeping Mick occupied in
another part of the store. Once our mission was complete, we hurried to
the register, paid for our finds, and stuffed our bags inside our coat
or behind our back in order to maintain the element of surprise.
requested that all of the Shenanigans exchange gifts this year.
Although the suggestion was made in the eleventh hour, everyone was on
board. Moments before Coach whisked them all to Target, we laid the ground rules. Names were drawn from a hat, secret Santa style. A ten dollar limit was set, and those with cash flow
issues were guaranteed a parental loan despite shaky credit history. Laddie
decided to shop on his own time. No one objected, since he enjoys driving privileges.
kids rushed into the kitchen a little over an hour later. Each
whispered to me what gift they had chosen for their brother or sister. A
few nights later on Christmas Eve they scurried around scrounging up
spare scissors, tape, and wrapping paper. This new tradition seemed to
be taking shape until the unexpected happened.
Every year our
youngsters hurry into our bedroom when they wake up on Christmas day.
Our room serves as a holding cell. Extra bodies crawl under the covers
and we search for a Christmas show to watch while we wait for the sleepy
heads to wake up. With a growing number of teenagers under our roof,
the wait has grown lengthy. I sacrificed my cozy spot in bed and raced
downstairs to get a jump start on the breakfast casserole that I make
each year. With time to spare, I showered and finally welcomed the
older guys into our room.
A few of the kids retrieved their
secret Santa gift from their room as we prepared to go downstairs and
check out the tree. Before we even left the master bedroom, Eddie and Lad exchanged words in a heated
outburst. Eddie moved away from Lad at my command and mumbled something
about how ridiculous it was that Lad hadn't bought anything for 'her'.
Laddie wasted no time in demanding that Tetenka find 'it.' I remained
in the dark until I cornered Laddie and asked for an explanation. He reminded me that in early December when he had helped me move
Curly's bed he had found a Hello Kitty camera. I vaguely remembered
what he was referring to, but was still fuzzy on why this was relevant
on Christmas morning. The camera, which I had assumed was a toy,
actually functioned and had been left behind by a playmate.
master plan to regift the camera to Curly backfired when he discovered
it wasn't where he had hidden it. The next thing I knew, Laddie was holding Tetenka hostage insisting that he produce the camera. Tetenka was digging thru drawers in
his room under Laddie's watchful eye. Eddie offered his two cents once again- reprimanding Lad for not actually shopping for his assigned sibling, Curly. Laddie, clearly frustrated that he might be the only sibling without a gift, started punching Ed in the gut. Sine Lad is 6 foot 2 and over 200 pounds, this was no laughing matter. Instead of calling out 'ho, ho, ho', I was hollering, 'no, no, no!'
Eventually Tetenka involved his roommate, Reggie, in the search. Hello Kitty resurfaced, Laddie wrapped his re-gift, and our bumpy Christmas morning smoothed out. Curly was thrilled with the camera. She started snapping away capturing moments on her 'new' Hello Kitty camera.
While I was mashing 10 pounds of potatoes to bring to my parents' house for dinner, Curly approached me and showed me some of the pictures she had taken. Then she skipped back a bit farther and stumbled upon a photo of an extreme close up of a child's face. Neither of us could identify the kid. Another picture showed a slightly hunched over grandmother, who we didn't know. Curly asked me who I thought the camera belonged to before her. I had no idea.
Later at my folks' house, Curly solved the mystery. 'This is my friend Mandy's camera,' she declared. She pointed to a photo in the digital display. It was a man with long hair. Because Mandy's father has long hair, it was impossible to deny his image. Curly was crestfallen knowing that she had to return the camera to her friend. I assured her that Lad would take her to the store to select her own kid's digital camera.
Creating family memories thru a sibling gift exchange seemed like a great plan. While the Hello Kitty camera may not have been the most legitimate of gifts, it will certainly be a memory stand out for years to come.