I
have come to expect my kids to do dumb things. Growing pains. Goofball behavior and the
learning curve complement one another until one wins out. Of course,
there is always hope that lessons learned from stupid mistakes eventually outscore brainless actions. There are no guarantees. I believe buried in the stack of paperwork I
signed off on at the hospital before they would release my babies was a page
asking me to swear to show them the ropes, educate them in life's important
lessons, and hope for the best. Not sure where Coach was when some of
life's lessons were shared in his house growing up. I'm banking on
better results for our offspring, but at times it's clear that I need to take
the lead role in this department.
I recently enjoyed a relaxing morning. My workout was complete before 7 am. Kids were out the door to school and my groceries for the week were not only purchased, but stored away neatly in cabinets that almost closed. I mention this because groceries can be a two day affair for me. Once I carefully select the $300 worth of provisions that I hope will last us the week, it sometimes takes me a few days to find a place to house all of it. Certain items require a bit of creative hiding on my part. If this tactic is successful, the good stuff doesn't all disappear in 24 hours. My day remained somewhat open. With nothing pressing on the schedule, I was afforded additional time to focus on the house. Boy, did it need it. I chose to enter 'clear' mode. I scurried around my kitchen like a squirrel looking for nuts as I leveled one heap of excess stuff after another. The good times included grabbing at dirty stray socks from the mud room, scooping up stinky soccer socks from the kitchen, eliminating grade school papers decorated with stickers, emptying forgotten draw string bags, and gathering week old newspapers for the recycling. Most discoveries were uninteresting. Until I unearthed Danny's recently worn, pricey suit.
Coach
was still home when I stumbled upon it. I moaned about how this lack of
care would force me to drop the wrinkled mess at the cleaners. What's one
more errand? Coach puzzled over this
thought. Why, he wondered aloud, would I not just toss the suit in my
very own washing machine? There it was. A comment I couldn't
believe came out of his mouth. I wrinkled my face up and asked him to
clarify. What adult man believes that a suit can be washed in a
standard machine? Without glancing at the tag, I pointed out that
the suit was wool. How did I know? Coach questioned. If we eliminate the
fact that the '70's are over and suits are no longer created exclusively from
polyester (thank God), then the remaining reason I know this is simple. It's because
I have a brain. Coach was offended that I felt this information should
have been so clear to him. Seriously? The man sports business
casual ware for work, so he is unaccustomed to caring for wool suits and
shopping for power ties, but still . . . isn't this pretty standard info for an adult male?
It reminded me that our children may at times find me annoying, bossy, and
demanding but at least I will impart the kind of knowledge they will require to
not ruin expensive clothing. Assuming they listen. Additionally, I hope by sharing my
knowledge they will avoid most forms of food poisoning.
The 'let's wash the suit' thought process reminded me of another near miss that
surfaced a few years back. I was taking three kids downtown to stay in a
hotel for the National Irish Dancing Championships. In order to try to
save some dough, I plotted out a frugal meal plan that included transporting
leftovers to the hotel in a crock pot. Once the crock pot was plugged in
and set on warm, I anticipated serving a warm meal a few hours later. Since organizing countless other tasks at an exhausting Irish dancing event leads to major brain drain, I welcomed sorting out one less necessary task. This genius idea would eliminate the cost and wait time that would no doubt
accompany a restaurant visit.
The only complication I could foresee was a delay in checking into our hotel
room. It was July. Crazy hot weather. Without access to an
electrical outlet, the food would not be kept warm. Lugging dresses and
dance shoes was complicated enough, so my plans didn't include hauling a huge
cooler downtown. Coach's answer left me speechless, but only for a
moment. He thought leaving our budget vitals in the car was a handy
solution. The food would be kept plenty warm in a roasting car. It
would be the same as plugging it in. No worries. Shock and
horror. I looked at him in disbelief as
I pointed out my safety concerns with his proposed plan. Different kind of warm. Different kind
of issue than the suit. Frightening.
My new biggest fear was whether or not I should be leaving the non dancing
children at home in Daddy's supervision for the remainder of the weekend.
October 13, 2015
October 5, 2015
My sitter crossing the line
My sitter crossed the line Saturday. He picked my kids
up from Irish dancing class. He inadvertently stepped over the invisible
line that separates our comfortable, mainstream universe and the alternate,
Irish dancing school universe that my kids drift into regularly. In this unpredictable universe, dancing
teachers dictate the actions lowly people are allowed to make and create unique,
unsettling rules that they expect their subjects to live by. And we pay for this service.
Perhaps I should have warned him. I did not know if he
would necessarily pop his head into the studio, or if he would just wait in the
parking lot for the dancers to scurry out into the light of day. Allowing the picking-up-dancer adult to
remain safely in his or her car is always preferable to crossing the boundary. I suppose I should have described this scenario
when I wrote out my pages of instructions for him. Coach and I were going to be out of town, and
I made every effort for the dance class portion of the weekend to run
smoothly.
The friendly atmosphere of dancing school has changed over
the years, but what aspect of Irish dancing hasn't? Years ago when I was
an Irish dancer, parents sat at tables in the rented halls, gymnasiums, school
basements, or wherever else we danced. Their quiet conversations served
as the background sound to our dancing. Since being banned from observing
classes long ago, moms today gather around open car windows and chat in the
parking lot. Not all conversations focus
on dancing drama. Enough friendly banter exists to convince one another
that Irish dancing hasn't consumed every thought we process. I usually remain in my car blogging or
napping, or I run errands during class.
Tonight I shared with another mom the nonsense that has ensued since
Saturday.
You learn something new every day. Since Saturday I have discovered that one of
the dancing teachers MUST have the last word, her dancing teacher sister
probably needs to be medicated, their dancing school-founder teacher brother keeps
his distance to avoid any upheaval and maintain his sanity, and the one
non-sibling teacher is literally incapable of apologizing despite the fact that
most of his actions are reprehensible.
The nonsense started about a month ago when I dragged my kids to a class taught by the non-sibling. I do mean drag. While his classes may provide dancers with a competitive edge, they are far from pleasant. My kids were registered for a competition over Labor Day Weekend, so I encouraged them to go to the studio for some fine tuning. During that fateful two or three hours, the non-sibling told my kids that they 'dance like special kids with their tongues hanging out of their mouths' and proceeded to inform the entire class that my offspring 'dance like crap'. My dancers who endured this assault are 7, 9, and 11. They are far from crap. Mini cried most of the lengthy drive home.
The nonsense started about a month ago when I dragged my kids to a class taught by the non-sibling. I do mean drag. While his classes may provide dancers with a competitive edge, they are far from pleasant. My kids were registered for a competition over Labor Day Weekend, so I encouraged them to go to the studio for some fine tuning. During that fateful two or three hours, the non-sibling told my kids that they 'dance like special kids with their tongues hanging out of their mouths' and proceeded to inform the entire class that my offspring 'dance like crap'. My dancers who endured this assault are 7, 9, and 11. They are far from crap. Mini cried most of the lengthy drive home.
We all make mistakes.
Perhaps mine was not sending an email directly to the non-sibling. Instead I chose to address the three sibling
teachers. I assumed that they would
handle this awful, unacceptable situation.
Because I grew up dancing with them at Dennehy School of Irish Dance, I
thought I knew them. That was a long
time ago. A lot can happen in 30 plus
years. I wonder if the siblings' mother
is disappointed in how her children conduct themselves. If she isn't, then she should be. Her mission to raise good people failed. Maybe she is unaware. Kind of like I was unaware that they were capable
of being completely nuts. My other
mistake, admittedly a bigger one, was that I transferred my young children to
this dancing school a little less than two years ago. I was guided by trust. 'Misguided' might be a more suitable term. I believed that I could trust the sib
teachers. The school I pulled the kids out of was run by
a pair of the rudest sisters you could ever hope to encounter. Favoritism was the name of their game and
they robbed you blind while you attempted to figure out how to level the
playing field. In hindsight, I see that
being raised with honesty and integrity, as I know the siblings were, doesn't
necessarily mean that those values win out over other influences.
The sibs probably recall that I was a quiet, tall, awkward
kid. Remember, a lot can happen in three
decades. Most people who know me now,
don't want to tick me off. I'm not the
mousy, subpar dancer that they remember. I suppose I am still a b-list dancer, but you
get the idea. When they chose not to
respond to my email, I chose to stop sending my kids to the non's classes. Dancers file into his class each weekend
despite incurring an additional fee and the guarantee that most in attendance
will be screamed at, ridiculed, or both.
The email detailing the team schedule for the upcoming
Midwest Championships held over Thanksgiving weekend arrived in my in box just
weeks after my email was ignored by the teachers. The schedule
of when the kids needed to be at the mandatory ceili and choreography practices
was accompanied by a threat. Any dancer
who did not participate in the Thursday and Saturday classes each week would
not be allowed to attend the non-sibling's classes for that weekend. Non's superior lessons tweak the dancer's technique and perfect the steps for
competition. I know no one at our school
who attempts to compete over Thanksgiving without attending as many of these
draining classes as possible. The
sisters don't have the same impact on the dancers. They need Non like a dancer needs a knot in
her laces.
I recognized right away that we would not be able to attend
every team class. Mandatory or not. Dancers at our school are prohibited from
competing in solos unless they agree to represent the school on teams. Most schools enforce this rule now, because
no one would volunteer otherwise. Team
dances are just one more commitment in the already busy life of a dancer. These mandated classes also come with a hefty
price tag . . . of course.
Mid September I sped off to Notre Dame with Reggie and Curly
in tow. As I set up my tailgater I
received my first irate text message from Ms. Medicate-Me-Or-Keep-Your-Distance
teacher. I called Coach at home, who steers
clear of all things Irish dancing, and begged him to intervene. He forwarded me more of her messages from
time to time, and later clued me in that the texts continued all afternoon. The week prior I had allowed Curly to skip
ceili in order to play in her soccer game.
I offered no email or text explaining the whereabouts of my children
either weekend. This choice was met with
much frustration. How does some of your-own-medicine taste? Bitter, is my
guess based on the reaction.
Last week, I suggested that Mini share with Ms. Last Word
teacher that she was going to miss the Saturday ceili. She would be at the ND game with my dad, and
Kevin and I would be there overnight with his family. She climbed in the car after class, and told
me that Last Word wanted an email anyway.
I told Mini that Last Word could bite my ass. Mini was appalled. She likes the rules to be followed. Last Word emailed me to tell me that Mini
claimed she wouldn't be at the upcoming ceili class. I confirmed.
Last Word followed that up with a last-word email stating that she would
need to cancel the class because it was not possible to practice teams with one
person missing. I've witnessed many a
practice where the missing kid is either subbed with another dancer, or treated
as a ghost -invisible hand clenching and all.
I recognized her threat as a lie, which believe it or not still strikes
me as odd because I know her parents. This is not how they raised her. Other
mothers confirmed that the practice had not been cancelled. Lie.
Caught. In. It.
So last weekend, I gave Sitter a brief overview of the cast
of characters and the new ceili schedule that came out. Class was from 11:30-12:30. Curly would have to miss another soccer game,
but they could bolt from ceili and get to Reggie's 1:00 game. The studio is a 30 minutes hike up the
expressway. Coach and I were enjoying
the tailgater when our phones spit out another irate text from Medicate
Me. Coach responded. I didn't bother. Drinks were flowing and a good time was had.
Medicate Me was upset because Sitter arrived to get the kids
from class at 12:20 instead of 12:30. Rather
than just ask him to wait until class was over in 10 minutes, she told him that
class technically ended at 1:00. Upon
hearing this the next morning when we got home, I raced to my computer and
pulled up my email. Nope. Medicate Me needs a higher dosage. She lied.
Class was ending at 12:30. The
sitter was not about to stay until 1:00 and force Reggie to miss soccer, so he
yanked the kids. Ten minutes. Curly cried in the car as Sitter drove away
because Medicate Me shouted at her to get out of class when Sitter insisted
that they leave rather than stay until 1:00.
After all, he had a tight schedule to keep.
I chuckled that Medicate Me had texted that our
'sitter/brother' was attempting to pick up the kids early. I firmly believe that she would have spoken
to him in a different, more acceptable manner if she had realized he was not
part of our family. Instead she assumed by default he was a peon in the universe she bravely
rules.
The ten minute early departure issue escalated. Coach and I were called into a conference
with Last Word before class on Monday. She explained that neither she nor her
siblings could respond to my email because they couldn't speak to what went on
during class as they weren't there. I
was quick to point out that I wasn't asking her to 'speak to what went
on'. That wasn't in question. I knew what words Non spoke, because my kids
told me. I am raising my kids not to
lie, and I expect that will stick.
I didn't hold anything back.
I pretended I had never set foot in her universe. Last Word even created a new lie. Sitter didn't drop the kids off until noon. They only danced for 20 minutes. After Sitter assured me via text that he delivered
the kids to the distant studio at 11:35, I drafted another email. I pointed out the discrepancies in the timing-lies
I was hearing from Medicate Me and Last Word.
This email was not ignored. I
shared Sitter's number so they could offer him the apology that he was
owed. Last Word had to be heard. We went back and forth until she finally
stated that she would not be apologizing to Sitter. That was a given.
During the meeting before class on Monday, Last Word
instructed me to reach out to Non myself via email. She stressed the obvious talent in our
children and therefore their need to be at more practices each week, aka Non's
class. I suspect that my refusal to play
by the rules of the alternate universe impacted Non's response to my email. I told him that belittling children is never
a motivator, and that we would need him to change this behavior if he wanted
our kids to attend his classes again. He
emailed back from his throne in the alternate universe. Rather than apologize or admit fault, he
simply told me not to send them to his classes.
The message was clear that I had crossed a line by speaking
up.
I'm assuming that Sitter misses the days when the worst part of his experience with our children involved dealing with dirty diapers. How does the saying go? Same shit different day? I'm guessing for our sitter this was different shit and he wishes he hadn't crossed the line and stepped in it that day, or ever!
I'm assuming that Sitter misses the days when the worst part of his experience with our children involved dealing with dirty diapers. How does the saying go? Same shit different day? I'm guessing for our sitter this was different shit and he wishes he hadn't crossed the line and stepped in it that day, or ever!
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